JOIN THE GYM!
I finally gave in and joined a gym.
So basically, I’ll just be paying an additional $50 a month to maintain my fatness.
I finally gave in and joined a gym.
So basically, I’ll just be paying an additional $50 a month to maintain my fatness.
I think I picked the wrong avenue to go down in the filmmaking industry.
It seems that all the money is in festival or contest submissions, organizing screenwriting retreats, movie-making bootcamps, designing screenwriting or story boarding software, set-lighting apps, selling industry contact information, grant proposal courses, distance learning (how the hell can you learn filmmaking from a distance?), pitch-fests, organizational memberships, teleconferences, script coverage, panel discussions, podcasts, e-books, Non-exclusive (but really exclusive) writing and filmmaking labs, and career counseling.
Career counseling for filmmakers?
A new idiom is born: Those who can, do; those who can’t, sell to those who can’t.
Craft Brewed and Nude: No Clothes Allowed at This Beer Fest
http://philly.thedrinknation.com/articles/read/12742-Craft-Brewed-and-Nude-No-Clothes-Allowed-at-This-Beer-Fest
If I see Miley’s ass one more time I KNOW I’m going to throw up.
It’s like that road kill down the street from your house,
and no one calls Animal Control for like four days,
and every time you pass it, it annihilates your otherwise happy existence.
Then, on top of that, you have to deal with the fact that they’ve chosen Ben Affleck to be the next Batman.
Sometimes I just don’t know how any of us can go on in this world.
I finally figured out how to stay on the diet when grocery shopping.
Go to a boutique and try on clothes BEFORE you go to the grocery store.
Everyone knows boutiques don’t carry anything over size 6, so catching a glimpse of yourself trying to cram your fat rolls into tiny shirts and pants will surely do the trick.
Then you go grocery shopping.
You’ll want to look like this…
…but really you’ll look more like this.
You may be holding back the tears as you sadly push the cart around, but that’s okay. A little bit of self-loathing goes a long way when it comes weight-loss.